Diary Of A Farm Girl
Chapter 5
"Impilo aynazwelo kmina ,umhlaba ungjikele..njengoba no Baba washona ngisemncane nje,No Malume Bami bahlala namakhosikazi abo angfuni ukuyophazamisa emzini yabantu ngibe umthwalo nalesi Sisu sami".. Ekmele ngikwenze Manje ukuthi ngizame ukthola umsebenzi ngikwazi ukuZondla Mina nengane Yami...Ksasa Ngyavuka ngphinda eThekwini..
Ukusa Kwabonwa imina Ngphinda eThekwini ngyozama amatoho,Ngangena ngiphuma ngifesa nge Pasi anginayo ne CV ...Kwathi kushaya u12 emini kwase kuthi angiquleke ukushisa kwelanga,indlala, nesisu konke sekuhlangene ngacishe ngaphuma umoya...Ngahlala ngaphansi kwe Shelter ngaphumula ,Ngathi ngsahlezi kanjalo ngezwa nge Hooter Uma ngphakamisa Amehlo Umlungu Uyangiqhweba ngisukume Ngiye kuyena :-
Mlungu :- ngikbonile ufike emsebenzini uzofuna umsebenzi,kuhambe kanjani? (Ekhuluma islungu)
Me :- They Said I'm Preg ,they Can't give me a Job.
Mlungu :- ohk Come With Me I have a 2 years old Son I need a Nanny.
Me :- Oh Thank You Mrs God bless you,I promise ill take care of your Son..
Safika ekhaya Lomlungu ngempela akanaye uNanny Omgadela ingane,Ngamchazela isimo Sami ukuthi angnabazali nendawo yokuhlala anginayo... She Replied "Eveything Happens For a Reason,welcome To your New Home You can Live here With us" .
Ngahluleka ukuzibamba injabulo enganginayo kwehla izinyembezi Zenjabulo ...that Day Ngabona ukuthi uNkuluNkulu uyaphila futhi uma ukhuleka ngokweqiniso uyakwesula izinyembezi...
Ekseni ngangivuka ngizihlalele nengane Yomlungu,ngenze imsebenzi yasendlini emncane ne Washing bese Ngyapheka ..wayengathandi ke Kodwa uMrs Wami uma ngiwasha ethi kmele ngphumule ngingasebenzi kakhulu ngoba ngikhulelwe..
Impela kumnandi kuleli Khaya sengihlezi ngijabule ngidla into engithandayo ngeskhathi engisthandayo...
8th Month Manje Ngikhulelwe,uMrs usengihambisa oDokotela abaphambili Ngama Medical Aid sengphenduke ingane Yakhe... Ngangize ngishawe amahloni uma esengenzela izinto ezingaka... Ulwesihlanu ekseni uya emsebenzini ,athi uzophuma early emsebenzini kmele sihambe Syothengela ingane Ngoba isizofika Noma kunini Ksuka Manje..
Sahamba saya edolobheni ,Sadla kuqala Sase Siya Ezitolo sezingubo syothengela ingane Yami...Wow azisezinhle kanje izingubo Zo Nunuza ngyahluleka ngisho ukukhetha sengilokhu ngibamba ngiyeka.. Manje ngyabona angsaydingi kwaNdoda empilweni yami noma lowo Sipho ngingangaphinde Ngimbone Anginandaba...
14 June 2012 ngabo 4 ekseni Ngyasikwa ,Mrs wangizwa ngikhala Wangiphuthumisa Kwi Private Hospital ..Ekseni ngo 7 Wafika uGirl Ka Mama Emhlabeni ngamqamba igama "uZesuliwe" Zesuliwe izinyembezi Zami ekade ngizikhala unyaka wonke...
Wakhula umntwana esena 8 Months uMrs wami Wangphindisela eskoleni...angbange ngsabheka emumva ngabhekana nezincwadi Zami ngakhohlwa abangani Nobumnandi Namadoda....Impilo Imfishane ,Kufundwa Ngamaphutha kodwa Akumele uzifake ephutheni ubuka uqale izinto ongazifundiswanga kini...
Ngenza uNyaka Wami Wokgcina This Year ,I'm happy nengane Yami without uSipho..
Thank you For Reading My Story .God Bless You "Zodwa"
*******The END*******
Sunday, 11 May 2014
Diary Of A Farm Girl !!
Chapter 4..
Angazanga noma ngjabule noma ngkhale uma ngbona uSipho indlela eseyiyona ,usene Phuza Face ,ungcolile ngathi akahlali nje ngisho endlini kwalento ayenzayo ezibiza ngo Dr okhipha abantu izisu ngathi uzizamela imali nje yokuthenga iwunga...Ngambona ngavele ngaquleka ngoba ngangilindele ukumbona eyilento okudabukisayo wayphika kwaleyo Ngane..
**Conversation betw...een him and me**
Sipho : Wait,you said ukhulelwe ingane yam?
ME : Yebo Sipho
Sipho : ngalala kanye Mina nawe,pho wamitha kanjani? Into engekho leyo!!
ME : angikaze ngilale Nomuntu weSlisa ngaphandle kwakho,uwena futhi owathatha ubuntombi bami
Sipho : angizwanga ngthatha buntombi bakho mina ngangdakiwe..
ME : Manje pho sokwenzenjani ngengane??
Sipho : Angnangane mina (ecasuka ehamba)
Ngasala kanjalo ngmile ngambuka ehamba waze wayosithela,nokukhala kwase kungphelele kungasangfikeli nhlobo ngoba ngase ngkhale kakhulu...uMbali owangifaka kuyona yonke lento akasekho wahamba nase Res sengsele nje ngedwa ...uma ngidalelwe ukphila kanje kshuthi mina akungfanele ukphila..
Konke ebengizokzama la eThekwini ku Shabalele ,ukfunda kungihlulile .. Zihambe izinyanga umama akazi ngikhulelwe futhi nemali akasangfakeli uma ngfona iphone ayisangeni and uyena yedwa onePhone ekhaya futhi nokamakhelwa abanayo iPhone phela kusemakhaya lapha ayinakwa indaba yama phone...
7 Months manje ngikhulelwe Sekphele 2 Months asixhumani no Mama ... senginomkhaba isisu asisafihleki akekho ongaboni ngikhulelwe,nezinye izingane seziyanghleka Manje ukuthi ngihlulwe iskole ngamitha...Kunokuthi ngibe inhlekisa kanje ngakhetha ukphindela ekhaya ,Umama ngeke angilahle ngoba ngikhulelwe !
Ulwesbili ekseni nglungise ngiqoqe zonke izimpahla Zami,iTheku linghlulile ,iskole singhlulile.. Nginengane engingasazi ngisho isbongo sayo anglazi ngisho ikubo ukuthi likuphi...ngibambe iTaxi yokuqala ebheke eMakhaya eMzinto ...Angiphethe ngisho uPlastic wase Jwayelani anginamali into engiphethe nje iskhwama sami sezingubo naso esesiqala nokdabuka..
Ingene iTaxi ku FreeWay impela kucace ukuthi kuyiwa emakhaya,uyayinyathela no Driver sizongena Manje eMakhaya...endleleni ngineMcabango nembuzo engaphenduleki ..kungani iPhone Ya Mama ingasangeni? Ngabe washintsha iNumber? Pho uma eyishintshile akasasho ngani ngoba phela eyami mina angishintshile..futhi kungani imali engasangfakeli eShoprite? Khona ngizombheka kanjani nale Sisu esengibuya naso?
Iphume emgwaqeni oyitiyela iTaxi ingene obhuqwini ,Ikhuphuka izintaba namagquma iyosithela..." Driver ngcela ukwehla estobhini eBhodini " ... Ayibambe uDriver ngehlike sekuwumthwalo nokwehla isisu sikhulu Manje .
Aybo izinto zishintshile emakhaya,ngokuhamba nje lo 10 Months sesifakelwe ompompi ..wow intuthuko isingenile ngempela...ngisababaza lokho kuqhamuke ingane Yaka Makhelwane ngicele ukuba ingphathele iskhwama ngoba siyangsinda ...bese Sihlukana ngibonge ngyiphe ishumi ..
Uma ngingena nje ekhaya aybo ubani oshonile Laykhaya? And leliThuna Lisha nje liyabonakala...uma ngiqalaza egcekeni angiboni Muntu nezindlu zikhiyiwe... ngimemeze uSisi waka Makhelwane
Thobeka ,we Thobe (Ngimemeza)
Kuphendule uMama wakhona ngezwi eliphansi "Akekho uThobeka usaye eDolobheni".
ME: Awazi Makhelwane kuyiwephi laykhaya?
Maka Thoh : Ima Kanjalo ngane Yami singamemezani ngiyeza Lapho ekhaya Manje..
ME : Ohk Ma (kwaphela 5 minutes wafika)
Maka Thoh : Ngane Yami Ngyaxolisa ukusho ukuthi Umama wakho Akasekho emhlabeni usishiye NgeNyanga eyedlule Umelwe inhliziyo emva kokuzwa abantu bemxoxela ukuthi bakubone edolobheni ukhulelwe..
Ngaleso Skhathi ikhanda Lyazula,angazi noma ngfile or ngyaphila nenhliziyo ngathi isimile ngithuswa into engizwayo nengibonayo,Ngibuka leli Thuna enzansi komuzi izinyembezi ziyagobhoza Ngamehlo,Ngakhala kakhulu sengbona isphambano phezulu kwe Thuna esibhalwe :-
REST IN PEACE DOROTI CELE
10 June 1969 - 25 August 2013
To be Continued.....
Chapter 5 Coming Soon (Last Chapter
Chapter 4..
Angazanga noma ngjabule noma ngkhale uma ngbona uSipho indlela eseyiyona ,usene Phuza Face ,ungcolile ngathi akahlali nje ngisho endlini kwalento ayenzayo ezibiza ngo Dr okhipha abantu izisu ngathi uzizamela imali nje yokuthenga iwunga...Ngambona ngavele ngaquleka ngoba ngangilindele ukumbona eyilento okudabukisayo wayphika kwaleyo Ngane..
**Conversation betw...een him and me**
Sipho : Wait,you said ukhulelwe ingane yam?
ME : Yebo Sipho
Sipho : ngalala kanye Mina nawe,pho wamitha kanjani? Into engekho leyo!!
ME : angikaze ngilale Nomuntu weSlisa ngaphandle kwakho,uwena futhi owathatha ubuntombi bami
Sipho : angizwanga ngthatha buntombi bakho mina ngangdakiwe..
ME : Manje pho sokwenzenjani ngengane??
Sipho : Angnangane mina (ecasuka ehamba)
Ngasala kanjalo ngmile ngambuka ehamba waze wayosithela,nokukhala kwase kungphelele kungasangfikeli nhlobo ngoba ngase ngkhale kakhulu...uMbali owangifaka kuyona yonke lento akasekho wahamba nase Res sengsele nje ngedwa ...uma ngidalelwe ukphila kanje kshuthi mina akungfanele ukphila..
Konke ebengizokzama la eThekwini ku Shabalele ,ukfunda kungihlulile .. Zihambe izinyanga umama akazi ngikhulelwe futhi nemali akasangfakeli uma ngfona iphone ayisangeni and uyena yedwa onePhone ekhaya futhi nokamakhelwa abanayo iPhone phela kusemakhaya lapha ayinakwa indaba yama phone...
7 Months manje ngikhulelwe Sekphele 2 Months asixhumani no Mama ... senginomkhaba isisu asisafihleki akekho ongaboni ngikhulelwe,nezinye izingane seziyanghleka Manje ukuthi ngihlulwe iskole ngamitha...Kunokuthi ngibe inhlekisa kanje ngakhetha ukphindela ekhaya ,Umama ngeke angilahle ngoba ngikhulelwe !
Ulwesbili ekseni nglungise ngiqoqe zonke izimpahla Zami,iTheku linghlulile ,iskole singhlulile.. Nginengane engingasazi ngisho isbongo sayo anglazi ngisho ikubo ukuthi likuphi...ngibambe iTaxi yokuqala ebheke eMakhaya eMzinto ...Angiphethe ngisho uPlastic wase Jwayelani anginamali into engiphethe nje iskhwama sami sezingubo naso esesiqala nokdabuka..
Ingene iTaxi ku FreeWay impela kucace ukuthi kuyiwa emakhaya,uyayinyathela no Driver sizongena Manje eMakhaya...endleleni ngineMcabango nembuzo engaphenduleki ..kungani iPhone Ya Mama ingasangeni? Ngabe washintsha iNumber? Pho uma eyishintshile akasasho ngani ngoba phela eyami mina angishintshile..futhi kungani imali engasangfakeli eShoprite? Khona ngizombheka kanjani nale Sisu esengibuya naso?
Iphume emgwaqeni oyitiyela iTaxi ingene obhuqwini ,Ikhuphuka izintaba namagquma iyosithela..." Driver ngcela ukwehla estobhini eBhodini " ... Ayibambe uDriver ngehlike sekuwumthwalo nokwehla isisu sikhulu Manje .
Aybo izinto zishintshile emakhaya,ngokuhamba nje lo 10 Months sesifakelwe ompompi ..wow intuthuko isingenile ngempela...ngisababaza lokho kuqhamuke ingane Yaka Makhelwane ngicele ukuba ingphathele iskhwama ngoba siyangsinda ...bese Sihlukana ngibonge ngyiphe ishumi ..
Uma ngingena nje ekhaya aybo ubani oshonile Laykhaya? And leliThuna Lisha nje liyabonakala...uma ngiqalaza egcekeni angiboni Muntu nezindlu zikhiyiwe... ngimemeze uSisi waka Makhelwane
Thobeka ,we Thobe (Ngimemeza)
Kuphendule uMama wakhona ngezwi eliphansi "Akekho uThobeka usaye eDolobheni".
ME: Awazi Makhelwane kuyiwephi laykhaya?
Maka Thoh : Ima Kanjalo ngane Yami singamemezani ngiyeza Lapho ekhaya Manje..
ME : Ohk Ma (kwaphela 5 minutes wafika)
Maka Thoh : Ngane Yami Ngyaxolisa ukusho ukuthi Umama wakho Akasekho emhlabeni usishiye NgeNyanga eyedlule Umelwe inhliziyo emva kokuzwa abantu bemxoxela ukuthi bakubone edolobheni ukhulelwe..
Ngaleso Skhathi ikhanda Lyazula,angazi noma ngfile or ngyaphila nenhliziyo ngathi isimile ngithuswa into engizwayo nengibonayo,Ngibuka leli Thuna enzansi komuzi izinyembezi ziyagobhoza Ngamehlo,Ngakhala kakhulu sengbona isphambano phezulu kwe Thuna esibhalwe :-
REST IN PEACE DOROTI CELE
10 June 1969 - 25 August 2013
To be Continued.....
Chapter 5 Coming Soon (Last Chapter
Chapter 3
Dairy Of a Farm Girl!!
Akusekho ukwenza ngokunye,akusekho ukugoduka futhi ngbuyele ekhaya nalesi Sisu and seku obvious indaba yeskole isi Out I can't concentrate eskoleni nale Stress engbhekene naso Manje... Abortion ayona ezoxazulula izinkinga zami Manje.. Ngsaythatha le Number ngizwe bazongsiza yini..
*****Dialing the Number****
And the Phone Rings
Hello Dr Mombawu Speaking...
Me: Hello I need Abortion (nesngisi sami asikho sihle)
DR : Do you have R250.00?
Me : Yes Dr I will have it by tomorrow
DR : alryt let's meet in town tomorrow I will give you the Pill
ME : thank you Dr I will call you when I'm ready..
Ngihambe ngiye endlini ngyolala seku Ntambama ,imali engnayo manje uR50 kuphela ngeke yanele lemali le Abortion futhi ngeke ngicele ku Mama ngiyazi ngaleskhathi senyanga akanayo imali..ebsuku angilele ngiyacabanga izindleli zokuthola imali esheshayo ngoba lemali ngiyayidinga ksasa ukuze nghlakane nalomthwalo engiwuthwele ..
5 ekseni ngivuke ngyofuna amatoho eTown noma ngabe eloksula amawindi ukuze ngthole lemali,ngebhadi angutholanga umsebenzi kodwa ngathola Ubaba wathi akanawo umsebenzi kodwa angangsiza ngemali but only in one Condition ...Kuzomele ngilale Naye then ngzothola R500 ..
Wangthatha ubaba saya Kwakhe Walala nami whole Day wangenzisa ne washing yakhe and he Gave me R500 ngase ngphindela endlini coz kwase ku late ukuthi ngisengahlangana nalo DR we Philisi edolobheni..
Unembeza usungphelele Manje,sengizizwa ngi empty nje ngisho ngihamba.. Umama akazi ukuthi angisafundi ,futhi akayazi indaba yokukhulelwa kwami sengisaba ngisho ukumfonela manje ngibuze impilo kuyena ngoba uma ngimfonele uvele angiyale ocingweni..
Ulwesihlanu ngimfonele uDr sengicabange kahle ngiyoyenza le Abortion..
****phone Rings****
DR : hello
ME : Hi I'm Zodwa I need a pill today please
DR : ohk Sizohlangana kuphi?
ME : Workshop is fine,hawu kanti Dr uyasazi isizulu sengizame isngisi sami esingaka?
DR. : Yebo ngyasazi ,Asihlangane ngo 12 ke emini,uzogqokani?
ME. : Ngizogqoka ingubo ePink ,izicathulo eziMnyama neskhwama esimhlophe angilukile ekhanda ngine Short hair,wena?
DR : Ngizogqoka white Shirt ne Red Short
ME : alryt sohlangana ngo 12 ke DR bye
Ziyahamba izikhathi sekuwu 11:30 kzomele ngiye ngase Workshop angafiki anglinde uDr aze acasuke ahambe...ngigibele Taxi ngehle Workshop ngimlinde...Kushaye u12 bese ngiyamfonela :
ME: Helo Dr imina uZodwa sengse Workshop
DR.: Ima phambi Kwase Pick N Pay khona ngizokubona
ME : ohk DR
Ngime la esho khona bese ngiyaqalaza umuntu ogqokise kwakhe njengoba eshilo kodwa angimboni..kuphele 5 minutes ngithi ngyafona iPhone useyivalile ayisangeni...ngicasuke ngivele ngicabange ukuvele ngihambe ngoba ayikho lento engiyilindile uma esevale ne Phone.
Aybo Nangu ubhuti oGqokise Kwa Dr ,ngisondele kuyena naye ngathi uyaqalaza nje khona into ayifunayo ,,ngifike kyena ngimqhwebe::
ME : Doc (ephenduka engbuka)
DR : Zodwa uwena lo ????
ME : Sipho usuwaba uDR? #Shocked
DR : No,Yes (ebanjwa amalimu)
ME: Ingane yakho le engizoyikhipha #Fainted
Chapter 4 coming soon!!
Dairy Of a Farm Girl!!
Akusekho ukwenza ngokunye,akusekho ukugoduka futhi ngbuyele ekhaya nalesi Sisu and seku obvious indaba yeskole isi Out I can't concentrate eskoleni nale Stress engbhekene naso Manje... Abortion ayona ezoxazulula izinkinga zami Manje.. Ngsaythatha le Number ngizwe bazongsiza yini..
*****Dialing the Number****
And the Phone Rings
Hello Dr Mombawu Speaking...
Me: Hello I need Abortion (nesngisi sami asikho sihle)
DR : Do you have R250.00?
Me : Yes Dr I will have it by tomorrow
DR : alryt let's meet in town tomorrow I will give you the Pill
ME : thank you Dr I will call you when I'm ready..
Ngihambe ngiye endlini ngyolala seku Ntambama ,imali engnayo manje uR50 kuphela ngeke yanele lemali le Abortion futhi ngeke ngicele ku Mama ngiyazi ngaleskhathi senyanga akanayo imali..ebsuku angilele ngiyacabanga izindleli zokuthola imali esheshayo ngoba lemali ngiyayidinga ksasa ukuze nghlakane nalomthwalo engiwuthwele ..
5 ekseni ngivuke ngyofuna amatoho eTown noma ngabe eloksula amawindi ukuze ngthole lemali,ngebhadi angutholanga umsebenzi kodwa ngathola Ubaba wathi akanawo umsebenzi kodwa angangsiza ngemali but only in one Condition ...Kuzomele ngilale Naye then ngzothola R500 ..
Wangthatha ubaba saya Kwakhe Walala nami whole Day wangenzisa ne washing yakhe and he Gave me R500 ngase ngphindela endlini coz kwase ku late ukuthi ngisengahlangana nalo DR we Philisi edolobheni..
Unembeza usungphelele Manje,sengizizwa ngi empty nje ngisho ngihamba.. Umama akazi ukuthi angisafundi ,futhi akayazi indaba yokukhulelwa kwami sengisaba ngisho ukumfonela manje ngibuze impilo kuyena ngoba uma ngimfonele uvele angiyale ocingweni..
Ulwesihlanu ngimfonele uDr sengicabange kahle ngiyoyenza le Abortion..
****phone Rings****
DR : hello
ME : Hi I'm Zodwa I need a pill today please
DR : ohk Sizohlangana kuphi?
ME : Workshop is fine,hawu kanti Dr uyasazi isizulu sengizame isngisi sami esingaka?
DR. : Yebo ngyasazi ,Asihlangane ngo 12 ke emini,uzogqokani?
ME. : Ngizogqoka ingubo ePink ,izicathulo eziMnyama neskhwama esimhlophe angilukile ekhanda ngine Short hair,wena?
DR : Ngizogqoka white Shirt ne Red Short
ME : alryt sohlangana ngo 12 ke DR bye
Ziyahamba izikhathi sekuwu 11:30 kzomele ngiye ngase Workshop angafiki anglinde uDr aze acasuke ahambe...ngigibele Taxi ngehle Workshop ngimlinde...Kushaye u12 bese ngiyamfonela :
ME: Helo Dr imina uZodwa sengse Workshop
DR.: Ima phambi Kwase Pick N Pay khona ngizokubona
ME : ohk DR
Ngime la esho khona bese ngiyaqalaza umuntu ogqokise kwakhe njengoba eshilo kodwa angimboni..kuphele 5 minutes ngithi ngyafona iPhone useyivalile ayisangeni...ngicasuke ngivele ngicabange ukuvele ngihambe ngoba ayikho lento engiyilindile uma esevale ne Phone.
Aybo Nangu ubhuti oGqokise Kwa Dr ,ngisondele kuyena naye ngathi uyaqalaza nje khona into ayifunayo ,,ngifike kyena ngimqhwebe::
ME : Doc (ephenduka engbuka)
DR : Zodwa uwena lo ????
ME : Sipho usuwaba uDR? #Shocked
DR : No,Yes (ebanjwa amalimu)
ME: Ingane yakho le engizoyikhipha #Fainted
Chapter 4 coming soon!!
Diary Of a Farm Girl !!
Chapter 2
"Ayisekho into engiphilela emhlabeni,iTheku ngyalizonda and ngizonda yonke into ewumuntu weslisa nx..Buka nje Manje ngilahlekelwe ubuntombi Bami ,ngyasala ezifundweni eskoleni angikwazi nokufunda kahle ngidlala i-stress,yena uMama ngzombhekelwa ubani nje??? " Ake ngiyeke ukukhuluma ngedwa ngizame ukfunda next week ngyaqala ama exams..
Nencwadi ngyayvula ngyayva...la akufundeki nhlobo ngicabanga usuku engalahlekelwa ngalo ubuntombi bami ,ngisele ngedwa manje kuyona yonke lento kodwa kuhle ngoba ngyalazi flat la Sipho la kwasala khona ubuntombi bami abazali bami sengyobakhombisa khona....Unzima ngempela u-2014 kmina unyaka wami wokqala nalana university akukajwayeleki kahle...
Zihambe izinsuku akusadleki ke manje inhliziyo incane,uma ngdlile ngyabuyisa nje nase Classin ngyazela angizizwa nje kahle and ngyayqala lento eyenzeka kmina ngoba futhi akuwona umkhuhlane lo... Ngifonele uMama
Me :Hello Mama unjani?
Mom : awu Zodwa unjan kodwa ngane yami? Kuyafundeka nje lapho?
Me : kyazameka Ma ,ukuthi kulezinsuku angizizwa nje kahle ngyagula
Mom : aybo buya ekhaya uma ugula bo ungafeli ezintabeni
Me : ngizobuya Ma uma kuqhubeka,ungikhonzele ko Aunti ...ulale kahle Ma Bye
MoM : Bye ngane yami uziphathe kahle ungazikhohlwa iziyalo zami..
Me : yebo Ma **in tears** END the Call!!
Zasondela izinsuku Zokbhala,kulapho mina angazi nokuthi ngzobhalani...Kfike izinsuku zami zokuya eskhathini (Periods) kodwa ngingayi ize iphele inyanga ...Ne Sisu Sami sinoshintsho Nokugula akuzibekile phansi yonke into engidlayo iyabuya ..
Indlela esengigula ngayo ngeke kmele ngyobona uDokotela futhi angnayo kwaMali ya Dokotela ngizoya eClinic kungaze kfike Exams Monday ngigula kanje...ngigeze ngibe Muhle ngibambe indlela ngiye Clinic...ngfice ulayini umude ngubambe Nami akfani khona kyashesha bandla oNurse Bakhuthele kule Clinic ::
Nurse :Next please
Me : *Walks in*** Sawubona Nurse
Nurse : Yebo sawbona Sisi ngingaksiza ngani today?
Me : Ngiyagula ngyabuyisa kanti futhi I've missed my periods I'm weak nje nasemzimbeni..
Nurse : Ohk Uke walwenza ucansi olungaphephile kulezinsuku ezedlule??
Me : mmmh Yebo Nurse (Nginamahloni)
Nurse : Ngizokwenzisa Pregnancy Test
Me : Ohk Nurse (Test was Done)
Nurse : Sisi ukhulelwe,kuzomele uhlolelwe negciwane leNgculaza ukuze kuzophepha wena Kanye NoMntwna..
Ngaphuma eClinic ngikhala ngingazi ngizokwenzenjani ,obvious angeke ngsasqeda iskole sengzoba umama..ngbaphoxile abazali bami angeke nje ngikwazi futhi mina ukuba nengane Manje futhi nasekhaya ngizoxoshwa ,No Baba wayo Lengane kazi uzoyivuma yini ????
Next Day ngahamba ngaya kwi Flat la Sipho Ngyomazisa lendaba yokuthi ngikhulelwe ingane yakhe naye selokhu ngamgcina ngaloluSuku engangidakwe ngalo ngize ngilala naye singathandani ngisho ukthandana...uma ngfika kwi Flat lakhe ngizwe Sengmemezwa iSecurity sengyongena kwi Lift..
Security : Sisi ! Sori sis weskibha esibomvu!
Me : ngphenduke ngimbheke
Security : kuyabhaliswa laykhaya uma uvakashile ,ngiyaqala ukukbona ..ngcela ungbhalele igama lakho la ne Room oya kyona.
Me : Ngibhale Zodwa Cele ,Room number 365.
Security : awu Sisi Room 365 aksahlali Muntu....Kuzongena abantu abasha ksasa.
Me : Hawu Bhuti ngempela? Baye kuphi ekade behlala khona??
Security : Angazi Sisi kodwa baphume izolo
Me : Ngyabonga Bhuti
Ngahamba ngibalisa indlela yonke angazi ngzomthathaphi manje lo Sipho ngoba angthathanga ngisho inumber yakhe ,angazi ngisho abangani bakhe angsazi ngisho isbongo sakhe ngizoqala kuphi ke manje uma ngithi ngyamfuna (crying)
Endleleni sengphinda endlini nganghambe ngiqalaza emgwaqeni ngizitshele ukuthi ngzohlangana naye kodwa Lutho angimfanisi .into nje engaybona yangigqamela umbhalo wephepha oDongeni "
SAFE ABORTION ,PAIN FREE CALL 079 667 8524!!
To be continued ...........
Chapter 3 coming soon !!
Chapter 2
"Ayisekho into engiphilela emhlabeni,iTheku ngyalizonda and ngizonda yonke into ewumuntu weslisa nx..Buka nje Manje ngilahlekelwe ubuntombi Bami ,ngyasala ezifundweni eskoleni angikwazi nokufunda kahle ngidlala i-stress,yena uMama ngzombhekelwa ubani nje??? " Ake ngiyeke ukukhuluma ngedwa ngizame ukfunda next week ngyaqala ama exams..
Nencwadi ngyayvula ngyayva...la akufundeki nhlobo ngicabanga usuku engalahlekelwa ngalo ubuntombi bami ,ngisele ngedwa manje kuyona yonke lento kodwa kuhle ngoba ngyalazi flat la Sipho la kwasala khona ubuntombi bami abazali bami sengyobakhombisa khona....Unzima ngempela u-2014 kmina unyaka wami wokqala nalana university akukajwayeleki kahle...
Zihambe izinsuku akusadleki ke manje inhliziyo incane,uma ngdlile ngyabuyisa nje nase Classin ngyazela angizizwa nje kahle and ngyayqala lento eyenzeka kmina ngoba futhi akuwona umkhuhlane lo... Ngifonele uMama
Me :Hello Mama unjani?
Mom : awu Zodwa unjan kodwa ngane yami? Kuyafundeka nje lapho?
Me : kyazameka Ma ,ukuthi kulezinsuku angizizwa nje kahle ngyagula
Mom : aybo buya ekhaya uma ugula bo ungafeli ezintabeni
Me : ngizobuya Ma uma kuqhubeka,ungikhonzele ko Aunti ...ulale kahle Ma Bye
MoM : Bye ngane yami uziphathe kahle ungazikhohlwa iziyalo zami..
Me : yebo Ma **in tears** END the Call!!
Zasondela izinsuku Zokbhala,kulapho mina angazi nokuthi ngzobhalani...Kfike izinsuku zami zokuya eskhathini (Periods) kodwa ngingayi ize iphele inyanga ...Ne Sisu Sami sinoshintsho Nokugula akuzibekile phansi yonke into engidlayo iyabuya ..
Indlela esengigula ngayo ngeke kmele ngyobona uDokotela futhi angnayo kwaMali ya Dokotela ngizoya eClinic kungaze kfike Exams Monday ngigula kanje...ngigeze ngibe Muhle ngibambe indlela ngiye Clinic...ngfice ulayini umude ngubambe Nami akfani khona kyashesha bandla oNurse Bakhuthele kule Clinic ::
Nurse :Next please
Me : *Walks in*** Sawubona Nurse
Nurse : Yebo sawbona Sisi ngingaksiza ngani today?
Me : Ngiyagula ngyabuyisa kanti futhi I've missed my periods I'm weak nje nasemzimbeni..
Nurse : Ohk Uke walwenza ucansi olungaphephile kulezinsuku ezedlule??
Me : mmmh Yebo Nurse (Nginamahloni)
Nurse : Ngizokwenzisa Pregnancy Test
Me : Ohk Nurse (Test was Done)
Nurse : Sisi ukhulelwe,kuzomele uhlolelwe negciwane leNgculaza ukuze kuzophepha wena Kanye NoMntwna..
Ngaphuma eClinic ngikhala ngingazi ngizokwenzenjani ,obvious angeke ngsasqeda iskole sengzoba umama..ngbaphoxile abazali bami angeke nje ngikwazi futhi mina ukuba nengane Manje futhi nasekhaya ngizoxoshwa ,No Baba wayo Lengane kazi uzoyivuma yini ????
Next Day ngahamba ngaya kwi Flat la Sipho Ngyomazisa lendaba yokuthi ngikhulelwe ingane yakhe naye selokhu ngamgcina ngaloluSuku engangidakwe ngalo ngize ngilala naye singathandani ngisho ukthandana...uma ngfika kwi Flat lakhe ngizwe Sengmemezwa iSecurity sengyongena kwi Lift..
Security : Sisi ! Sori sis weskibha esibomvu!
Me : ngphenduke ngimbheke
Security : kuyabhaliswa laykhaya uma uvakashile ,ngiyaqala ukukbona ..ngcela ungbhalele igama lakho la ne Room oya kyona.
Me : Ngibhale Zodwa Cele ,Room number 365.
Security : awu Sisi Room 365 aksahlali Muntu....Kuzongena abantu abasha ksasa.
Me : Hawu Bhuti ngempela? Baye kuphi ekade behlala khona??
Security : Angazi Sisi kodwa baphume izolo
Me : Ngyabonga Bhuti
Ngahamba ngibalisa indlela yonke angazi ngzomthathaphi manje lo Sipho ngoba angthathanga ngisho inumber yakhe ,angazi ngisho abangani bakhe angsazi ngisho isbongo sakhe ngizoqala kuphi ke manje uma ngithi ngyamfuna (crying)
Endleleni sengphinda endlini nganghambe ngiqalaza emgwaqeni ngizitshele ukuthi ngzohlangana naye kodwa Lutho angimfanisi .into nje engaybona yangigqamela umbhalo wephepha oDongeni "
SAFE ABORTION ,PAIN FREE CALL 079 667 8524!!
To be continued ...........
Chapter 3 coming soon !!
Diary Of A Farm Girl.: Dairy of a Farm girl !! Chapter 1 Usuku Lwami ...
Dairy of a Farm girl !!
Chapter 1
Usuku Lwami lokuqala eThekwini,hlezi ngizwa ngendaba uma bexoxa ngolwandle nango Moses Mabhida namhlanje ngzokbona konke lokho ngoba sengzohlala khona la kwelika Bhanana...ngiqede Matric ngonyaka odlule Manje ngzoqhubeza imfundo yami ngenhlanhla ngitholile uxhaso lwezemfundo ngizokwazi ukuqhubekela phambili ngyofunda DUT (durban university of Technology)
Mmh iz...into Zihle impela lapha,sengthole nabangani abasha engihlala nabo eRes,bona banalo ugazi bandla nobuntu ngoba ngfika lana kade ngingenalutho kodwa bangsizile ukujwayela impilo yokphila ngingekho eduze kwabazali..Impilo la impela baziphathele ,Weekends bayahamba njalo ntambama baze babuye Sunday emini ..Uma bebuya uyabona futhi ukuthi kumnandi lapho bebuya khona ngoba babuya nezinto ezinhle ezimnandi ezingenza ngibe nembuzo ukuthi kanti lezindlela zabo zisuke ziyaphi kodwa ngisabe ukubuza..
Ekhaya ngafundiswa ukuthi intombazane ayihambi ebusuku futhi ayibuyi ngale kwehora lesithupha (6).. Ngikhulele emakhaya lempilo ephilwa la ayifani neyasekhaya futhi ngathi ngiyislima mina manje kulabantu engihlala nabo ngoba anginayo nendoda , futhi nasekhanda ngine short hair kyabonakala nje ngumkhaya ngempela...
Mmh Ake nginganaki okuningi ngenze engakuzela eThekwini ngbhekane nezincwadi zami...Lihambe isonto Lufike ulwesihlanu lokphela KweNyanga,Ntambama ngizwe ngo Mbali engmemeza ngise Bathroom sengigezela ukulala ..
Mbali : Zodwa (ememeza) aybo oe awfuni zikhiphe tonight??
Me : aybo angihambi mina ebsuku nje
Mbali : aybo Zodwa hlezi kusemini lana kuno Gesi nje lol
Me : Ngyasaba kodwa Mngani yaz,angijwayelanga
Mbali : Khululeka My F uzojwayela asambe oe kuzoba Mnandi uJoe uzoslanda siye ku Florida.
Me : Ohk Mngani kodwa kzomele sisheshe sibuye ke ngo 12 ebsuku mina ngyathandaza...
Afike uJoe ngo 19:35 ,aybo lo Joe ulingana no baba wami ongizalayo nje !!!! Singene emotweni no Mbali (BlackRange Rover) ...baxoxe ke uMbali no Joe and uyezwa inkulumo yabo abayikhulumayo ukuthi bayathandana babizana ngo Baby no Hunny... Sifike lapho ku Florida ,kwaba sengathi kuse Mini abantu bayaphithizela abanye babambene bayajola banciksene ezimotweni.... Mina sengilokhu ngilandela uMbali no Joe wakhe phela angifuni ukuduka angazi muntu kule Ndawo...
U-Joe adeke itafula ngeziPhuzo engiqalayo ngisho ukuzibona empilweni yami...baphuze bese ethi uMbali angphuze nami,ngimtshele ukuthi ngiphuza iJuice kphela mina....ay ngize nglingeke nami ngphuze Glass after Glass isiyaqala nokungena lento egazini sengixoxa into engapheli..
Kushaye iskhathi sokuhamba u-3 manje ekseni,angsakwazanga ukthandaza endlini ngo 12..angsazazi ngisho igama lami indlela engidakwe ngayo,uMbali athi yena uhamba no Joe wakhe mina angizibonele ngzohamba kanjani,angshiye ngempela uMbali ahambe no Joe wakhe ngisale kanjalo emgwaqeni ngikhala ngoba angazi muntu la eThekwini and angazi nokuthi ngzophuma ngibheke kuphi uma ngiphinda eRes !!
Kuqhamuke ubhuti ohamba nge Mini Cooper angbuze ngkhalelani,ngimchazele ukuthi kwenzekeni nokuthi angkwazi endlini uma ngilana and angazi ngzohamba ngani....angthathe ubhuti Sihambe naye athi unghambisa endlini,ngagcina sisuka naye ku Florida ngazumeka emotweni yakhe ngalala...
Ekseni uma ngphaphama utshwala sebudamukile,ngsendlini engingayazi nglele nomuntu engingamazi ....ngbheke izingubo Zami sengshawa amahloni,ngizwe neNkomo yami ibuhlungu iphuma negazi....angazi kwenzekeni kodwa ngbone ukuthi ubuntombi bami sebuhambile..
Me :Bhuthi ungubani igama lakho?
Bhuti : Ngu Sipho sisi
Me : Ngfike kanjani endlini la pho mina?
Bhuti : ubudakiwe uswele indawo yokulala ngaksiza
Me : Manje pho kusho ukuthi lala nami yini uma ungsizile (crying)
Bhuti : Uwena obuzicelela usudakiwe,futhi ke azikho izinto zamahhala la eThekwini ngiksizile ngo lift nendawo yokulala So bengeke unganghlabisi
Me : uysebenzisile kodwa iCondom ???
Bhuti : yes kwi Round yokqala...2nd round kuya kwi 5th Round angbange ngsayfaka
Me : FAINTED !!
To be continued ...............
Chapter 2 coming soon!!!
Chapter 1
Usuku Lwami lokuqala eThekwini,hlezi ngizwa ngendaba uma bexoxa ngolwandle nango Moses Mabhida namhlanje ngzokbona konke lokho ngoba sengzohlala khona la kwelika Bhanana...ngiqede Matric ngonyaka odlule Manje ngzoqhubeza imfundo yami ngenhlanhla ngitholile uxhaso lwezemfundo ngizokwazi ukuqhubekela phambili ngyofunda DUT (durban university of Technology)
Mmh iz...into Zihle impela lapha,sengthole nabangani abasha engihlala nabo eRes,bona banalo ugazi bandla nobuntu ngoba ngfika lana kade ngingenalutho kodwa bangsizile ukujwayela impilo yokphila ngingekho eduze kwabazali..Impilo la impela baziphathele ,Weekends bayahamba njalo ntambama baze babuye Sunday emini ..Uma bebuya uyabona futhi ukuthi kumnandi lapho bebuya khona ngoba babuya nezinto ezinhle ezimnandi ezingenza ngibe nembuzo ukuthi kanti lezindlela zabo zisuke ziyaphi kodwa ngisabe ukubuza..
Ekhaya ngafundiswa ukuthi intombazane ayihambi ebusuku futhi ayibuyi ngale kwehora lesithupha (6).. Ngikhulele emakhaya lempilo ephilwa la ayifani neyasekhaya futhi ngathi ngiyislima mina manje kulabantu engihlala nabo ngoba anginayo nendoda , futhi nasekhanda ngine short hair kyabonakala nje ngumkhaya ngempela...
Mmh Ake nginganaki okuningi ngenze engakuzela eThekwini ngbhekane nezincwadi zami...Lihambe isonto Lufike ulwesihlanu lokphela KweNyanga,Ntambama ngizwe ngo Mbali engmemeza ngise Bathroom sengigezela ukulala ..
Mbali : Zodwa (ememeza) aybo oe awfuni zikhiphe tonight??
Me : aybo angihambi mina ebsuku nje
Mbali : aybo Zodwa hlezi kusemini lana kuno Gesi nje lol
Me : Ngyasaba kodwa Mngani yaz,angijwayelanga
Mbali : Khululeka My F uzojwayela asambe oe kuzoba Mnandi uJoe uzoslanda siye ku Florida.
Me : Ohk Mngani kodwa kzomele sisheshe sibuye ke ngo 12 ebsuku mina ngyathandaza...
Afike uJoe ngo 19:35 ,aybo lo Joe ulingana no baba wami ongizalayo nje !!!! Singene emotweni no Mbali (BlackRange Rover) ...baxoxe ke uMbali no Joe and uyezwa inkulumo yabo abayikhulumayo ukuthi bayathandana babizana ngo Baby no Hunny... Sifike lapho ku Florida ,kwaba sengathi kuse Mini abantu bayaphithizela abanye babambene bayajola banciksene ezimotweni.... Mina sengilokhu ngilandela uMbali no Joe wakhe phela angifuni ukuduka angazi muntu kule Ndawo...
U-Joe adeke itafula ngeziPhuzo engiqalayo ngisho ukuzibona empilweni yami...baphuze bese ethi uMbali angphuze nami,ngimtshele ukuthi ngiphuza iJuice kphela mina....ay ngize nglingeke nami ngphuze Glass after Glass isiyaqala nokungena lento egazini sengixoxa into engapheli..
Kushaye iskhathi sokuhamba u-3 manje ekseni,angsakwazanga ukthandaza endlini ngo 12..angsazazi ngisho igama lami indlela engidakwe ngayo,uMbali athi yena uhamba no Joe wakhe mina angizibonele ngzohamba kanjani,angshiye ngempela uMbali ahambe no Joe wakhe ngisale kanjalo emgwaqeni ngikhala ngoba angazi muntu la eThekwini and angazi nokuthi ngzophuma ngibheke kuphi uma ngiphinda eRes !!
Kuqhamuke ubhuti ohamba nge Mini Cooper angbuze ngkhalelani,ngimchazele ukuthi kwenzekeni nokuthi angkwazi endlini uma ngilana and angazi ngzohamba ngani....angthathe ubhuti Sihambe naye athi unghambisa endlini,ngagcina sisuka naye ku Florida ngazumeka emotweni yakhe ngalala...
Ekseni uma ngphaphama utshwala sebudamukile,ngsendlini engingayazi nglele nomuntu engingamazi ....ngbheke izingubo Zami sengshawa amahloni,ngizwe neNkomo yami ibuhlungu iphuma negazi....angazi kwenzekeni kodwa ngbone ukuthi ubuntombi bami sebuhambile..
Me :Bhuthi ungubani igama lakho?
Bhuti : Ngu Sipho sisi
Me : Ngfike kanjani endlini la pho mina?
Bhuti : ubudakiwe uswele indawo yokulala ngaksiza
Me : Manje pho kusho ukuthi lala nami yini uma ungsizile (crying)
Bhuti : Uwena obuzicelela usudakiwe,futhi ke azikho izinto zamahhala la eThekwini ngiksizile ngo lift nendawo yokulala So bengeke unganghlabisi
Me : uysebenzisile kodwa iCondom ???
Bhuti : yes kwi Round yokqala...2nd round kuya kwi 5th Round angbange ngsayfaka
Me : FAINTED !!
To be continued ...............
Chapter 2 coming soon!!!
Dairy of a Farm girl !!
Chapter 1
Usuku Lwami lokuqala eThekwini,hlezi ngizwa ngendaba uma bexoxa ngolwandle nango Moses Mabhida namhlanje ngzokbona konke lokho ngoba sengzohlala khona la kwelika Bhanana...ngiqede Matric ngonyaka odlule Manje ngzoqhubeza imfundo yami ngenhlanhla ngitholile uxhaso lwezemfundo ngizokwazi ukuqhubekela phambili ngyofunda DUT (durban university of Technology)
Mmh iz...into Zihle impela lapha,sengthole nabangani abasha engihlala nabo eRes,bona banalo ugazi bandla nobuntu ngoba ngfika lana kade ngingenalutho kodwa bangsizile ukujwayela impilo yokphila ngingekho eduze kwabazali..Impilo la impela baziphathele ,Weekends bayahamba njalo ntambama baze babuye Sunday emini ..Uma bebuya uyabona futhi ukuthi kumnandi lapho bebuya khona ngoba babuya nezinto ezinhle ezimnandi ezingenza ngibe nembuzo ukuthi kanti lezindlela zabo zisuke ziyaphi kodwa ngisabe ukubuza..
Ekhaya ngafundiswa ukuthi intombazane ayihambi ebusuku futhi ayibuyi ngale kwehora lesithupha (6).. Ngikhulele emakhaya lempilo ephilwa la ayifani neyasekhaya futhi ngathi ngiyislima mina manje kulabantu engihlala nabo ngoba anginayo nendoda , futhi nasekhanda ngine short hair kyabonakala nje ngumkhaya ngempela...
Mmh Ake nginganaki okuningi ngenze engakuzela eThekwini ngbhekane nezincwadi zami...Lihambe isonto Lufike ulwesihlanu lokphela KweNyanga,Ntambama ngizwe ngo Mbali engmemeza ngise Bathroom sengigezela ukulala ..
Mbali : Zodwa (ememeza) aybo oe awfuni zikhiphe tonight??
Me : aybo angihambi mina ebsuku nje
Mbali : aybo Zodwa hlezi kusemini lana kuno Gesi nje lol
Me : Ngyasaba kodwa Mngani yaz,angijwayelanga
Mbali : Khululeka My F uzojwayela asambe oe kuzoba Mnandi uJoe uzoslanda siye ku Florida.
Me : Ohk Mngani kodwa kzomele sisheshe sibuye ke ngo 12 ebsuku mina ngyathandaza...
Afike uJoe ngo 19:35 ,aybo lo Joe ulingana no baba wami ongizalayo nje !!!! Singene emotweni no Mbali (BlackRange Rover) ...baxoxe ke uMbali no Joe and uyezwa inkulumo yabo abayikhulumayo ukuthi bayathandana babizana ngo Baby no Hunny... Sifike lapho ku Florida ,kwaba sengathi kuse Mini abantu bayaphithizela abanye babambene bayajola banciksene ezimotweni.... Mina sengilokhu ngilandela uMbali no Joe wakhe phela angifuni ukuduka angazi muntu kule Ndawo...
U-Joe adeke itafula ngeziPhuzo engiqalayo ngisho ukuzibona empilweni yami...baphuze bese ethi uMbali angphuze nami,ngimtshele ukuthi ngiphuza iJuice kphela mina....ay ngize nglingeke nami ngphuze Glass after Glass isiyaqala nokungena lento egazini sengixoxa into engapheli..
Kushaye iskhathi sokuhamba u-3 manje ekseni,angsakwazanga ukthandaza endlini ngo 12..angsazazi ngisho igama lami indlela engidakwe ngayo,uMbali athi yena uhamba no Joe wakhe mina angizibonele ngzohamba kanjani,angshiye ngempela uMbali ahambe no Joe wakhe ngisale kanjalo emgwaqeni ngikhala ngoba angazi muntu la eThekwini and angazi nokuthi ngzophuma ngibheke kuphi uma ngiphinda eRes !!
Kuqhamuke ubhuti ohamba nge Mini Cooper angbuze ngkhalelani,ngimchazele ukuthi kwenzekeni nokuthi angkwazi endlini uma ngilana and angazi ngzohamba ngani....angthathe ubhuti Sihambe naye athi unghambisa endlini,ngagcina sisuka naye ku Florida ngazumeka emotweni yakhe ngalala...
Ekseni uma ngphaphama utshwala sebudamukile,ngsendlini engingayazi nglele nomuntu engingamazi ....ngbheke izingubo Zami sengshawa amahloni,ngizwe neNkomo yami ibuhlungu iphuma negazi....angazi kwenzekeni kodwa ngbone ukuthi ubuntombi bami sebuhambile..
Me :Bhuthi ungubani igama lakho?
Bhuti : Ngu Sipho sisi
Me : Ngfike kanjani endlini la pho mina?
Bhuti : ubudakiwe uswele indawo yokulala ngaksiza
Me : Manje pho kusho ukuthi lala nami yini uma ungsizile (crying)
Bhuti : Uwena obuzicelela usudakiwe,futhi ke azikho izinto zamahhala la eThekwini ngiksizile ngo lift nendawo yokulala So bengeke unganghlabisi
Me : uysebenzisile kodwa iCondom ???
Bhuti : yes kwi Round yokqala...2nd round kuya kwi 5th Round angbange ngsayfaka
Me : FAINTED !!
To be continued ...............
Chapter 2 coming soon!!!
Chapter 1
Usuku Lwami lokuqala eThekwini,hlezi ngizwa ngendaba uma bexoxa ngolwandle nango Moses Mabhida namhlanje ngzokbona konke lokho ngoba sengzohlala khona la kwelika Bhanana...ngiqede Matric ngonyaka odlule Manje ngzoqhubeza imfundo yami ngenhlanhla ngitholile uxhaso lwezemfundo ngizokwazi ukuqhubekela phambili ngyofunda DUT (durban university of Technology)
Mmh iz...into Zihle impela lapha,sengthole nabangani abasha engihlala nabo eRes,bona banalo ugazi bandla nobuntu ngoba ngfika lana kade ngingenalutho kodwa bangsizile ukujwayela impilo yokphila ngingekho eduze kwabazali..Impilo la impela baziphathele ,Weekends bayahamba njalo ntambama baze babuye Sunday emini ..Uma bebuya uyabona futhi ukuthi kumnandi lapho bebuya khona ngoba babuya nezinto ezinhle ezimnandi ezingenza ngibe nembuzo ukuthi kanti lezindlela zabo zisuke ziyaphi kodwa ngisabe ukubuza..
Ekhaya ngafundiswa ukuthi intombazane ayihambi ebusuku futhi ayibuyi ngale kwehora lesithupha (6).. Ngikhulele emakhaya lempilo ephilwa la ayifani neyasekhaya futhi ngathi ngiyislima mina manje kulabantu engihlala nabo ngoba anginayo nendoda , futhi nasekhanda ngine short hair kyabonakala nje ngumkhaya ngempela...
Mmh Ake nginganaki okuningi ngenze engakuzela eThekwini ngbhekane nezincwadi zami...Lihambe isonto Lufike ulwesihlanu lokphela KweNyanga,Ntambama ngizwe ngo Mbali engmemeza ngise Bathroom sengigezela ukulala ..
Mbali : Zodwa (ememeza) aybo oe awfuni zikhiphe tonight??
Me : aybo angihambi mina ebsuku nje
Mbali : aybo Zodwa hlezi kusemini lana kuno Gesi nje lol
Me : Ngyasaba kodwa Mngani yaz,angijwayelanga
Mbali : Khululeka My F uzojwayela asambe oe kuzoba Mnandi uJoe uzoslanda siye ku Florida.
Me : Ohk Mngani kodwa kzomele sisheshe sibuye ke ngo 12 ebsuku mina ngyathandaza...
Afike uJoe ngo 19:35 ,aybo lo Joe ulingana no baba wami ongizalayo nje !!!! Singene emotweni no Mbali (BlackRange Rover) ...baxoxe ke uMbali no Joe and uyezwa inkulumo yabo abayikhulumayo ukuthi bayathandana babizana ngo Baby no Hunny... Sifike lapho ku Florida ,kwaba sengathi kuse Mini abantu bayaphithizela abanye babambene bayajola banciksene ezimotweni.... Mina sengilokhu ngilandela uMbali no Joe wakhe phela angifuni ukuduka angazi muntu kule Ndawo...
U-Joe adeke itafula ngeziPhuzo engiqalayo ngisho ukuzibona empilweni yami...baphuze bese ethi uMbali angphuze nami,ngimtshele ukuthi ngiphuza iJuice kphela mina....ay ngize nglingeke nami ngphuze Glass after Glass isiyaqala nokungena lento egazini sengixoxa into engapheli..
Kushaye iskhathi sokuhamba u-3 manje ekseni,angsakwazanga ukthandaza endlini ngo 12..angsazazi ngisho igama lami indlela engidakwe ngayo,uMbali athi yena uhamba no Joe wakhe mina angizibonele ngzohamba kanjani,angshiye ngempela uMbali ahambe no Joe wakhe ngisale kanjalo emgwaqeni ngikhala ngoba angazi muntu la eThekwini and angazi nokuthi ngzophuma ngibheke kuphi uma ngiphinda eRes !!
Kuqhamuke ubhuti ohamba nge Mini Cooper angbuze ngkhalelani,ngimchazele ukuthi kwenzekeni nokuthi angkwazi endlini uma ngilana and angazi ngzohamba ngani....angthathe ubhuti Sihambe naye athi unghambisa endlini,ngagcina sisuka naye ku Florida ngazumeka emotweni yakhe ngalala...
Ekseni uma ngphaphama utshwala sebudamukile,ngsendlini engingayazi nglele nomuntu engingamazi ....ngbheke izingubo Zami sengshawa amahloni,ngizwe neNkomo yami ibuhlungu iphuma negazi....angazi kwenzekeni kodwa ngbone ukuthi ubuntombi bami sebuhambile..
Me :Bhuthi ungubani igama lakho?
Bhuti : Ngu Sipho sisi
Me : Ngfike kanjani endlini la pho mina?
Bhuti : ubudakiwe uswele indawo yokulala ngaksiza
Me : Manje pho kusho ukuthi lala nami yini uma ungsizile (crying)
Bhuti : Uwena obuzicelela usudakiwe,futhi ke azikho izinto zamahhala la eThekwini ngiksizile ngo lift nendawo yokulala So bengeke unganghlabisi
Me : uysebenzisile kodwa iCondom ???
Bhuti : yes kwi Round yokqala...2nd round kuya kwi 5th Round angbange ngsayfaka
Me : FAINTED !!
To be continued ...............
Chapter 2 coming soon!!!
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